I've always thought of them as Serena Joys.

Polanski is a good call. Great films, but the guy literally deserves to be in prison.

I loathe Victoria Jackson with a "wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire" intensity, but goddammit if UHF isn't one of my favorite movies of all time.

Christina Kirk managed to stand out in a cast that had Alan Tudyk, Danny Pudi, and Ron Funches. Someone cast her in something immediately.

His full name is Varys Adultman

I'd mostly call it none of my damn business, but it's still not a matter of convenience. I'll say it again for the people in the back: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ABORTION OF CONVENIENCE. Convenience is being able to get same-day ice cream delivery to my house from Amazon Prime, not a decision regarding a lifelong,…

There's no such thing as an abortion of convenience. Pregnancy, birth, and parenthood are not matters of convenience at any stage.

I love Amy Poehler, but this should have been an Amy Sedaris gig.

I can't walk past a toy section in a store without thinking of that scene. "I was a ballerina. Graceful. DELICATE. They had to go."

I do this with vodka. I'm not trying to fool anyone. I just think the high end bottle is prettier.

Get one of these. https://xkcd.com/335/

Dysplasia. Stupid autocorrect.

Hip dysphasia

I can do this, but it never occurred to me that there's a world record. It's just something fun I do to gross people out at parties.

I suspect the woman being caned in the streets would be wildly unimpressed with men co-opting her story as means of telling other women their problems don't matter.

I'm not the biggest Kimmel fan, but his "Unnecessary Censorship" bits are great. They really expose how pointless it all is.

Oh fuck off.

I imagine it's a lot like this. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

They're trying to pass a law in Indiana that says police must respond to any protest that impedes traffic within 15 minutes and clear the blockage by any means necessary. North Dakota has a bill aimed at DAPL protesters that says, “Notwithstanding any other provision of law, a driver of a motor vehicle who…

Yep. They're the same people who, when I tried to report my rape, immediately discounted my story because I'd been friendly with the guy earlier that evening.