What would be the delineation between ranking pain and applying triage principles to a massive set of problems? Honest question. I don't want to pit groups against each other to fight over who has it worse, but I do think some problems are more urgent than others.

Better watch out for those man-eating jack rabbits and that killer cacti .

Not sure if this got me fired up about voting or just left me feeling a deep seated need to give Ashley Johnson a hug.

When I eat beans, I sit in my own little cloud.

I was nervous about the people being unfriendly, at least very reserved, when I went to Montreal. The people were wonderful. My husband and I went to a Habs game, and the man we were sitting next to chatted with us through the whole game and then invited us over to his horse ranch for dinner. We're still in touch with…

I live life on the edge.

I doubt it, but the stress of thinking that I'm about to have a migraine might trigger a migraine.

If you were to marry Nikki Glaser, would you take her last name or would you hyphenate?

Part of the aura phase of my migraines is that I smell phantom McDonald's french fries. McDonald's french fries smell like migraines.

I use mine as a Christmas tree topper.

If your kink is doing it to unconscious people then your kink is rape. Raping rapists is not a solution to that.

Moms Mabley taught me never to say anything about the dead unless I could say something good.

Too much happy. We need to add Clea DuVall as the angry sister.

I thought it was a terrible movie, but I still love Allison Pill's scene in it.

Not a lot of wasted women in Wahhabist nations that have banned alcohol. They must be paradises for women, right?

As others have pointed out, juries don't vote for whether a person is guilty or innocent. They vote guilty or not guilty.

She was "lucky" in that he left very visible injuries. We had photographs, medical records, and testimony from the ER staff that treated her. That was what finally convinced the jury holdouts. I have no faith in what might have happened if she'd been too scared to have tried to escape in the first place, or if her…

I was on a rape trial jury where people wanted to vote not guilty because at one point the victim tried to escape, but the rapist caught her and then knocked the shit out of her. After that she was afraid of getting her hand and jaw broken, so she gave up on trying to escape again. Two people on the jury thought that…

"You weren't mugged because you willingly gave money to a busker that one time."

Economic force gets ignored when discussing women who "freely" choose to enter into prostitution. We've all taken jobs that we really don't want to do because we have bills to pay, but it's dishonest to act like there's no difference between an unlikable job such as being a customer service rep and having to be polite…