Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Another Period should have made the list. Not only should they have made the list, but Melissa Fumero, Andre Braugher, and Michael Ian Black should be buried in acting trophies for their work on those shows.

CBT and guided meditation rob people of their free will? I must have been doing them wrong. I was able to think about different subjects during both.

I've had strangers get shitty at me in bars for saying, "No thanks" to unsolicited drinks. If strangers think a cheap well drink I never asked for entitles them to my time and attention, I can completely believe Kilgrave thinks a nice hotel means it's not rape. And since Kilgrave has never had to think using anyone's…

Mind control is abuse. His power is abuse. That's pretty obvious. Or at least it should be.

This is an almost perfect description of how I feel about Justin Bieber.

Feminists suggest anti-rape campaigns that focus on better education about consent, and we're told it's proof that we hate men.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

Megan Boone's wig on the blacklist gave us this, so I'll call it a win. https://www.instagram.com/p…

Best Podcast by a Comedian with Cancer Who Isn't Tig Notaro: Jesse vs Cancer.

I really wanted my wedding to be the ceremony from the end of Space Balls as it would have been said by the Impressive Clergyman from The Princess Bride. No one else was on board with that idea.

It worked. My liver owes a deep debt of gratitude to the city of Baltimore. Thanksgiving endure-the-family drinking was reduced by at least 50%.

I'm going to marathon it tonight. Time with my family tomorrow will seem like a cakewalk by comparison.

"Rock & Roll Part II" by Gary Glitter. I don't hate the song so much as I hate the artist, but I feel genuine rage every time every time I hear this song at a sports event. I don't care if it's the cover version. Let's just erase Glitter from music history and play some fuckin' Queen.

I can't do the terrible, formulaic TV shows but I kinda do the equivalent with books. I only read cheesy fantasy novels, children's literature, or books that I've already read if it's getting close to bedtime. Absolutely no non-fiction. Anything else will keep me up all night, either because I've put myself into a…

The credits alone are hilarious.

…and out of the smoke came an eerie voice that whispered, "Game. Blouses."

We know that Melissa Benoist and Chyler Leigh can sing. Please, please, PLEASE let there being a DEO mandatory office karaoke party. I just need to see David Harewood in that Terence Trent D'Arby wig one more time.

In every episode Jane manages to use either the phrase, "on my body" or "on my back" 10+ times when referring to her tattoos. Colon tattoos open up the possibility of adding "in my butt" to that list.

Yeah, but you've gotta eat those babies while they're still bottle-fed and swaddled (the human's answer to veal box) to get the best quality. Once they're crawling and eating solid food, you might as well be eating a lousy teenager.

Nobody is from Asgard. You might be of Asgard, but never from.