Thou art a brave wizard.

Ha, you should see the shit crawling around the eighth dimension.

I once had dinner in Klaus's favorite restaurant in La Paz. Unfortunately, he was already dead for a few years by then, so I missed my chance to kill him with a fork.

A degree in ecology IS post-apocalypse survival training. Understanding things like organic farming and waste-water management are actually useful if you're rebuilding civilization.

Suppose your car breaks down in some wild location. Some old-timey outdoor skills (or a bag of snickers bars and a pack of matches) could save your life.

No, those smell of french fries and urine.

Umm, the point is that producing large numbers of animals so humans can stuff their faces IS bad for the rest of the planet. Other species (who's numbers are controlled by disease and predation ) eating each other isn't bad for the planet (just for those unlucky enough to get eaten). Humans use technology to live…

It is fun, then it drags, then it gets fun again, then it drags… "Longer than you think,Dad. Longer than you think!"

Title scroll and the big entrance of the Star Destroyer at an early showing when "A New Hope" opened in my town in 78.

Me either!

Did they Photoshop a cane out from under Crowe's hand?

Hyde is just Jekyll with all of the restraining bolts removed. Jekyll is a wonderful guy because of all the moral constraints (empathy) he imposes upon himself. Hyde is just as brilliant and has the same knowledge as Jekyll, he just has no empathy. Hyde is basically a pure sociopath.

It was a Monster Mash!

But you guys are the real monsters, just ask anybody.

Just to piss off the MRA dudes, let's make Abbott and Costello female this time around.

A DARK and EDGY Abbot and Costello reboot.

Actually, it IS ALL ABOUT SCRAWLER. Everying. In. The. Universe. But now I've said too much.

What kind of idiot would trade in Roseanne Barr for Taylor Swift?

Stupid Sexy Spider-Man.

But Wolverine is the most popular x-man and "Old Man Logan" is a pretty decent version of the character. Does venom have anything like that sort of following?