Handsome Machcka Rusev

Will MITB be in Bulgaria because Rusev looks like he wants that CM Punk heat.

I'll admit it, I marked out hard when Brezzango won. And Fandango making JBL sexually uncomfortable on talking smack was icing on the cake.

I see Bayley and Jinder follow the same rules of standing there awkwardly while other, people are having better feuds.

So Jinder Mahal apparently thinks that the way to be the best wrestler on Smackdown is to have the best diet and workout. What about practicing your mic skills or hmm I don't know maybe your wrestling skills.

I think Lana is being re-packaged as a ballerina instead of a ballroom dancer (there's a difference, I'm sure). She said on Jericho's Podcast that she went to a ballerina school for a lot of her life, and that her current Russian Lana character was based on her ballerina instructor.

I have no idea why so many people are poo-pooing on Smackdown Live!'s draft picks. The Tag-team scene is pretty abysmal and no one needs a Jinder Mahal but everything else is looking great. You have the best wrestler in the world Aj and the second best wrestler in the world Shinsuke, the best talker in wrestling other…

Do other people consider Liz Lemon the best character on 30 Rock? She's a fine character but Jenna Maroney is one of the best television characters ever and I'll hear nothing of it.

Well then, i see your Draper and raise you a Roger Sterling.

Rick from Rick and Morty. Although Mr. Poopybuthole can give him a run for his money.

I think the revival are staying on Raw unfortunately. I'm sure in response, Smackdown will draft New Day and maybe Enzo and Cass.

The best alternative would have been a triple threat with Luke Harper but alas Vince got cold feet on probably the best big guy wrestler currently in the biz.

Pretty soon people are going to start cheering Roman because booing Roman will be too mainstream. God dammit Vince why is this THE guy? Why?

I just hope it's not another orton vs. Lesnar situation.

I like how the crowd was begging for Finn to come out during the Lesnar segment, then Braun comes out and thy're disappointed at first but then buy into it before the segment ends.

i thought the crowd cheering Vince was fine, he hasn't been on T.V. in about a year I think, and absence makes the heart grow fonder. The crowd didn't really care about story line logic or dirt sheets, they were just there to have fun.

You can tell in Bliss' promos that she does not give two shits about survivor series which is great.

Oh god, who fucking cares ?

You know when I was 14 I started to idolize a wwe superstar by the name of CM Punk, because he spoke his mind and never tried to please the guys who signed his paycheck. To this day, I have a poster of him in my dorm room. I never would have thought that that type of thinking would lead to this frankenstien's monster…

Guys, be honest with me. I was born in the us and my last name is gonzalez. Am i fucked?