Where can you go and pick up a BUNCH of contraception like that for free?

That's the chap. He also acts a little - you may remember him as Simon Callow's boyfriend in Four Weddings And A Funeral, in which he managed a 90-yard touchdown while giving a heartbreaking reading of Auden's Funeral Blues.

A future as a subject-nation of the Glorious New Putonian Hegemony is still a future, крестьянский.

For my own happiness, I am of course assuming that "Marty" was a typo, and this is actually about Rick and Morty fighting the flesh-eating mole-people that are the true reason for the Money Pit.

John Hannah as Radcliffe is a gift that just keeps on giving and Aida is pretty great, but after her, Alicia Vikander, and Caity Lotz, just once I'd like to see a mad scientist who builds his new artificial person in the form of a schlubby guy who almost never gets naked without explanation.

Still British, though.

I watched The Witch just before Christmas, and I'm sure everybody's already been told how creepily good that is.

Have seen that other guy, can confirm.

Being in a mass of people doing the same things always makes me deeply uncomfortable.

One day I should probably watch that film, instead of just enjoying mockery of it on the internet.

Still better than the previous episode. And the previous episode was better than The Abominable Bride. And The Abominable Bride was better than getting a roofing nail hammered into your elbow by a visibly aroused Dustin Diamond.

I would look good fighting zombies. Especially if my shirt comes off.

I'm with you, although almost a decade older.

Only as a cover. Really they were playing Monopoly while making loud fake sex noises for the benefit of anyone listening.

And the Master from The Master.

Dave Matthews: Thanks, 21 Grams

If I'm dying alone, Lucinda, by Tom Waits.

Okay, but what does the Z in "sports" signify?

I believe it's an examination of the rising power of the Eurozone in the face of a then-weak dollar. No True American would appear in such a documentary.

If we were in Westeros you'd be saying "happy name day, Lack of Birth."