For the past few months I've been in the weird state of not being excited about anything. I was vaguely optimistic about Suicide Squad until the reviews hit, and I'll probably go see Rogue One, but I haven't marked my calendar or anything.

Favourite Road House quote?

#11 Roman Polanski directed some pretty good movies including Chinatown and Repulsion.

Well, Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.

Racism in the hardcore porn industry? Surely not!

I resolved not to watch that show many years ago because everybody recommending it on the internet insisted on writing its title in all caps, and I didn't want to catch whatever brain disease they all seemed to have.

Mae West and Helen McCrory have one thing in common: They've both made out with Timothy Dalton.

Hot and Mean sounds like it was written by an internet "nice guy" still bitter about how the cheerleaders in high school only dated guys who were attractive and outgoing.

As a general rule, I avoid watching Sean Penn films because I don't need that kind of violent douchebaggery in my life.

There are only two sports movies I enjoy: Bring It On and A Knight's Tale.

Did he address you all as "fellow ordinary humans", and keep scratching the zipper on his neck?

While my instinct is to dismiss this as a terrible idea, let us not forget that Michael Bay is also a producer on Black Sails which, after a shaky first season, has turned out awesome.

Damn it, Wanda, is there no end to your crimes? Wade isn't even a mutant!

Or an indestructible maniac with a gun.

I always assumed that was meant to imply he was an angel, cast down from heaven for being annoying.

… Okay, yes, the 80s were a… complicated time to be growing up and wondering about stuff.

He-Man left some deep psychological scars. And if you weren't into buff dudes in furry speedos or women dressed as snakes, you only really had one option.

I never watched Full House, so everything I know about the Olsen twins I learned from Deadpool comics.

… That picture makes me really glad the 80s approach to makeup and hair styling eventually went away.

I assume the gentleman talent in this movie is a very large Korean chap in a bowler hat.