I had never heard of pizza bagels before this day, and now I want one.

Not yet.

She's always a fun bit of trivia, but the important thing is that Apocalypse thinks he's the oldest.

Oh, sure, when you put it like that his desire for brutal mass murder sounds bad.

Yeah, I love the 60s Batman. Batman and Robin is just… Not the 60s Batman.

That was her rehabilitation. It brought her up to being probably my favourite X-Men character after years of categorising her as "cool, if only the writers could see it".

I'm pretty certain his screwed up-ness can be traced back to a childhood spent being brainwashed by a creepy mad geneticist (who probably programmed him with a thing for redheads). But yeah, the fact that he actually was Apocalypse for a time should not be overlooked.

I'm hoping season four will basically be Blackbeard's roaring rampage of revenge, in which he and Anne Bonny team up to kill pretty much everybody while Rackham stands at the back looking nervous.

I preferred it when Bring it On did it.

Also: "Shoot, you animals. They'll pay you well for Darwin's hide."

She might have been hard to recognise because you weren't distracted by admiring her boobs.

Ray Stevenson is great in everything, but I'd like to give particular mention to the otherwise mostly bad King Arthur, which is also the first thing I saw Mads Mikkelsen in. They both managed to be memorable with relatively little screen time.

Also, personal runner-up:

The Godfather, the first film. I remember watching that for the first time at age 13, and when that door closed I just sat in silence because I had never seen anything so satisfying.

Emily Swallows has heard all of your jokes before, and would like to counter that your hat makes you look stupid.

Warehouse 13 wasn't above average. It was cheap and cheesy and terrible and just so damn much fun you had to love it, like a scruffy puppy that keeps pushing its nose into your hand until you pet it. And Allison Scagliotti was the absolute best part.

Did they kill Agent Stubble Manjaw so the interesting characters could carry the show?

Some people like to be reminded that there are people out there more stupid, obnoxious, and just generally terrible than they are, and don't like to follow politics.

But how can you be sure that you are not yourself a ghost?

Hugh Grant choosing Andie McDowell over Kristin Scott Thomas remains one of the most inexplicable decisions in the history of cinema.