Weirdly enough my first exposure to him was in The Pelican Brief. Even for a part that size, he was memorable (as he always was.)

Damnit nevermind. They're both from Flo-Rida.

The only list where Pat Boone and Flo-Rida are right next to each other.

I nominate the Crypt Keeper to play Conway. Shelley Duvall to play Bannon.

Someone give "KRANG T. NELSON" a cigar.

I'm willing to bet it was put in there to make him look masculine. Like "he's SO good at sex even the rape victim ends up liking it!"

When I go back and look at them, Meatballs was irreverent and lazy, Stripes was irreverent and smart. That scene where they're all telling stories in the barracks and Ramis makes faces listening to John Candy gets me every time. Priceless.

Lets also not forget High Plains Drifter, in which Eastwood rapes a woman until she starts enjoying it. Suuuuper unfortunate part of that movie. Pretty sure he raped her for knocking a cigar out of his mouth or something.

Purple Rain and Sign are all-time legends. But I'd probably pack Dirty Mind and Controversy over them.

A God Damned Travesty.

I have no idea what it takes for something to be "meta" but when I heard "Moon Crystal" I wondered if that's what meta is.