do bi guys screw up this calculation?

if only Philip Seymour Hoffman were still alive to play Robotnik

I'd give Raconteurs a shot, but yeah those two albums are the gold standard for Jack White-ness

top 10 songs because why not:

1. White Blood Cells
2. De Stijl
3. Elephant
4. White Stripes
5. Broken Boy Soldiers
6. Get Behind Me Satan
7. Consolers of the Lonely
8. Icky Thump
9. Blunderbuss

how cool is that?!

I have mixed feelings on the show: it's great when the comedians actually get to riff on stuff, but it seems like half the show is "guess which crazy thing we found on the internet is real"

it was really jarring to see the JIZZ FILLED CONDOM right in front of the awkward L-shaped sheets they use to avoid showing breasts

"Peggy Sue Got Married" is much better than the original, damn what a good song.

FENG!

"…and probably Moone Boy for all I know!"

"It’s just a boring record."

Alive and Wired is a contender for best live album ever, seriously it's so dope

Daaaamn I love this song. Odyssey and Oracle is so good.

YES! I was halfway expecting "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" to start playing.

Freddy's BBQ from House of Cards, those ribs look amazing

I'd be down for a Hannibal/American Pie crossover where he makes Stifler eat his own brain… covered in jizz

it's a murder turducken!

you can buy three $25 million yachts instead of two!

I hope it's a prequel where the debate happens in a philosophy class in 1900s Germany. When the student walks out after winning the debate and converting everyone to Christianity, he'll turn around and say "Oh yeah, the name's Albert Einstein." and wink into the camera.