Speeder bike. I would get one and move to Wyoming or somewhere like that and just cruise the vast highways. Like Easy Rider, but with less drugs and more Ewoks.

The bubonic plague!

Slave 1 hands down. The sandcrawler would take you days to get anywhere. I don't want to have to take two weeks to go grocery shopping.

True Detectiv3: False Detective.

Bucking the trend and going with a Tauntaun. I'm generally not an outdoorsman, but if I had one of these little guys I'd have a better excuse to get out more.

Didn't you guys already talk about Lorne on WTF? Have I gone back in time?

Sexy, eh???

Oh old people!

I don't think many people hate Song of the South because not enough people have seen it. It's just a weird anomaly that we'll most likely talk about, but never see.

Landspeeder. You can't bullseye womp rats for shit in a podracer.

Because 3 goofy space movies are on par with those two. Get over yourself.

I would say they're not as bad as everyone makes them out to be, but they're not very good either.

A little confused as to why this isn't going up the week before, if not the week of Force Awakens, but whatever. STAAAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAARS!

Holy fuck. All the best vibes to everyone in this nightmare.

I'm always surprised when any republican has even a little knowledge of pop culture.

Thought this was a mistaken Onion article until I got into that second paragraph.

Shutup Potter! You never even finished wizard school!!

Really feel there's a missed opportunity here. The man's campaign slogan should be: Jeb we can!!

I meant what I said.

Fucking awesome job, Internet!!