I'm trying to slim down for my buddy's wedding this fall. I've dropped about 40 lbs since September and shooting for another 10-20 by October. The people in my office give me constant validation for all the food denying I've been doing.

That CD is like reverse Mogwai, it multiplies with light.

I wish it was more too.

Freeze the pee ashes and reburn them!

I relate to the Putty Jesus radio story so much more now!

The 4 Blowfish of the Hootpocalypse.

Tell Darius we said "Whazzup!"

Why would he want to do this? He has a very successful solo career in country.

THE CD IS IN THE HOUSE!

Crash Test Dummies or 4 Non Blondes

And thout shall hoot thine blowfish near and far. For this is my herald!

Right? Where did this babyface with long stubble come from!?!

Tell Oprah I said "Whaddup girl!"

Burn the shreds, pee on the ashes.

Burn your credit card.

Brownish-green? Real medium-like.

Look at them boots!

You're hired.

Yes you can, but you probably don't want it.

Don't forget ol' Nattie Ports in V for Vendetta.