Easter is a hot dog meal in our house, because the first year we were living in Chicago we were too poor to do anything besides get hot dogs.

I go full on mountain man in the winter. Too cold to bother with it. I just trimmed it for the first of spring and I look weird without it. My head looks too small for my body.

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Well then that don't make a lick of sense!

Is your skin blue?

I'm very jealous of your life and begrudgingly wish you continued success.

Someone at work described me as "the big guy" and then "the guy who never smiles" yesterday.

That beard doesn't sound too crazy. I usually let mine go from September to the first of Spring.

That's a great point, why doesn't Twitter have a braille option!?!

Been watching Uncle Grandpa on Netflix. Gloriously weird.

Made some saag this weekend, it turned out pretty well, but wasn't spicy at all. Next time I'm going to have to triple the seasoning.

INSIDE YOUR PRETTY BRAIN THERES PROBABLY A CHORE
IF YOU HELP ME I'LL HELP YOU WAX YOUR FLOOR

I don't have enough time to tell you why you're wrong.

It Follows! You should see it, it's great.

Most days the little shit is all the gets me through the endless cycle we're in.

You just gotta kick back and let that shit happen, man.

Chicken fries look gross, but that box they come in is great. Kudos to your designer, BK.

So much about this is so distasteful. FAH-Q MAHKY MAHK!

You've been smoking a little too much weed, Internet.

Thanks that's nice of you. I saw this trashy girl at Walmart the other night and I was fixated pretty hard. Shitty tattoo, fucked up roots, too small tank top and low jeans. Shiiiiiiit.