The Bible will always continue, in spite of the best efforts of OBAMA!!!!!!!!!1!111111111

Everything's coming up Cage!

I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you sir, are the greatest hero in American history.

What a terrible problem to have. My sympathies, get well soon.

I haven't read it. The Black Mirror is awesome though if you're jonesing for some Batty goodness.

More so Huey. I think the Bucs pulled it out that night.

Tattooing has come a long way since the 1940's. I have no false ideas of what mine will look like when I'm in my 80's, but I have to imagine they're going to look better than WWII vets do.

The smell of cigarette smoke in a lady's car mixed with her perfume or body spray has always been appreciated by me.

I saw Huey Lewis perform after a Pirates game a few years ago. It was fucking sad.

I like it just for the closure it brings.

I have several tattoos and it's taken me years to come around on girls with tattoos. Fucking great, man.

Most straight guys are obsessed with dicks on some level.

Clearly you're unfamiliar with the dreaded Ikea bandits.

Get the mask right and make him keep it on for longer than ten minutes. That's all I ask.

Depends on the frequency. I say Tar-ghay in jest every so often and I'm straight. If it's all the time you might be barking up the wrong tree.

Thanks, I appreciate it. I was hesitant about it for quite sometime, but I finally decided to go for it.

Another week of life has gone by and my purgatory phase with my wife continues. The therapist says we're doing good work, but this process is a fucking trudge. On the upside I started taking meds for my depression issues this week. Never tried them before and I'm optimistic about getting away from feeling like nothing…

It's like someone flipped a horrible, racist, misogynist, homophobic switch.

Had never heard of that song until my wife brought it up when we re-watched Twin Peaks last year.

More like barreled.