Oh. That's unexpected.

Michael Bay release 1 movie a year. How terrifying.

Her vaginer?

Here's how I think it went down:

Welp, touche.

Racing scenes that make sense?

Wacky, not quirky.

He is. Oh Lord, he is!

I can't believe I'm saying this but, you're better than this Hugh Jackman.

I'll jog her memory with racing!

I can't wait for the day when Bruce Willis gets his wacky old guy with the heart of gold movie.

And then Vin races Michelle Rodriguez halfway through the movie.

This is actually pretty rad, Internet!

6 opens with a racing scene.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

*nods appreciatively*

You should see the erectors, I mean director's cut. It. Is. STEAMY!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nothing says lean and mean like a sequel to a movie from 30 years ago. Just ask Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!

Well my bloated blockbuster gave your bloated blockbusters transvestite blockbuster uncle VD!