The supercut was dead to begin with.

It will be difficult to recommend a hat without knowing your dimensions, but have you considered a homburg? A bit more conservative than a fedora or trilby, but it may not immediately conjure the associations you fear.

A little kuegel, maybe, you have?

In their defense, the sky does seem to have fallen in and around Buffalo.

Would not the Disraeli government have been more receptive?

My plan precisely.

I hate this idea, yet I would be excited to be a part of it. But then, I would hate myself. It's a conundrum.

The premise could be interesting, provided the show declined to show whether the protagonist is insane, or the demons are real. This being USA, this is not the show we'll be seeing.

It lives on in my heart. Also in my DVD drawer, thanks to my long-suffering lady.

Sh-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-no-thank-you.

Buck Rogers.

They must not, must not, alter the sound effects of bionic parts in action, in any way, from those employed by the television series.

There must be someone I can talk to about preventing this.

My reply to a Newswire in which Peter Pan was being reimagined as a workplace comedy:

Yes, even civil wars with more geographic separation between ethnicities and ideologies. It's how most wars of any stripe are, really. My worry is that we've somehow regressed to a point where legions of eager jackasses will want to march to their collective doom, planning to be "home my Christmas". The Great War…

I need to be available if my Peter Pan/Mary Poppins adaptation gets picked up.

People don't seem to realize that even in the most polarized states, it can be difficult to find even a single neighborhood that shares a single political affiliation. It's a purple country, and any "civil war" is going to be block-to-block anarchy before anyone starts squaring off with regular troops. More The…

I shall, I shall. Let the letter writing campaign begin.

Perhaps my favorite strange sports "thing" is referring to the Big Blue as "The New York (football) Giants" in all media. Because the baseball team will be back any day now.

There's no way anyone hits that curve ball, provided they put enough electricity through Brown's remains.