Turn the phone off and be quiet for two hours.

The novel Apathy (and other small victories), by Paul Neilan. I fear I may be revealing too much of myself by calling attention to it.

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

I aspire to be able to make decisions without worrying about my financial situation, but that privilege is hardly unique to Craig, or even Hollywood.

"Praise" is a strong word for what I would describe as "indifference".

How does one insult a fictional character? Particularly one whose characteristics are so changeable that he can hardly be considered a single consistent person.

I enjoy that the least sympathetic characters in The Birdcage are the bland young white couple for whom everyone must upend their lives.

What never made sense to me about Dastardly was that, after each dastardly trap backfired onto him, he was still able to get far enough ahead to lay another one.

This was how I interpreted it as well. Satan is helping Paul Newman's character to usurp the throne of a benevolent king (of industry). The rightful heir, who will rule with wisdom and compassion, is lured to his destiny by a series of subtle, and one overt, acts of God.

Who do you think should have won?

They're using the ellipses correctly. They have excised the parts of their rant that make sense; they consider those parts superfluous, even counterproductive.

Ho Chi Minh: the world's most successful history major.

I've been told I resemble a young Bob Saget. Or perhaps Joshua Malina needs work.

She can be the new Indiana Jones.

So no one is going to mention that this movie was already made in 1999? It was for television, true, but it starred Gabrielle Anwar and Joe Mantegna.

I wouldn't say commanders were "forced" to waste an entire generation on tactical idiocy. They certainly acted that way, though.

The Great War is a better opportunity for Wonder Woman to be disgusted with the "world of men" in general, instead of the world of Nazis.

These kids today, with the music and the clothes and the wanting to challenge the patriarchy…

Those participation trophies were given out by adults who had fathers like Frank. If the next generation is fucked— and it isn't— you've only yourselves to blame.

Monuments Men also did its level best to minimize the contributions of all the women who actually masterminded the scheme.