It would be better if it were reruns of Kings.

Surely GRRM can afford braces with proper buttons. Those metal clips biting into the fabric in a desperate attempt to hold on are just depressing.

I cannot recall the source of this information, but someone explained to me that the real problem with Monopoly is that it was never designed to be a fun game. Rather, it was designed as an educational tool.

I choose the top hat.

Things must be different for writers in Hollywood. There's a reason Musso and Frank doesn't open for breakfast until eleven o'clock in the morning.

I prefer Dave Chapelle's bit about what it would be like to talk to a fish:

Mary Steenburgen? Splendid. I look forward to the addition of time traveler romances to the OITNB universe.

Now You Don't.

Your regular bar was the Langano Lounge?