As Ethan and Hecate are shagging in the cave, and she's giving him instructions on what to say when he's finally killing his father, all I was thinking was, "Save your breath, you're gonna have to tell him all that later."

Tommen couldn't find his dick with both his hands. And if he did, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

Probably a little of both :-)

Wouldn't have gone to see it even if all this wasn't in the news…

Didn't Olivier give him a burn on that while filming Marathon Man? When Hoffman stayed up all night because his character was meant to do the same, Olivier suggested he just try acting tired.

It's an interesting style, I'll grant that, though it took some getting used to. If I had any criticism, it'd be that it needs more distinct grammar; I had to re-read some of the passages to understand what had been written ("I'm going to be watching you — everyone will be everyone will be everyone blames you don't…

I always say that the secret to a successful remake is understanding what made the original special, and if you can't replicate that, don't do it. The Mission Impossible movies work because the masks and capers and last-minute saves were what people loved from the show. If you can't get Patrick and Diana for your…

There are better Luke Cage villains we could see onscreen, surely?
No?

Agreed. I'd call it flawed more than terrible. Major flaws, yes, but probably won''t be remembered in decades to come the way Xanadu or Fu Manchu have.

Yeah, that's how I remember it.

Shit, I forgot about that one…

It's a living… Or it was.

On the contrary, I'd put it up there with Zardoz, Highlander 2, Medicine Man and, yes, The Avengers…

Every actor should look upon a potential new project as the one that might be their last. It'd spare a lot of embarrassment.

Think I'd rather be remembered for Into Darkness. Maybe.

He'd better hurry up then. Same with Connery.

Also see also: John Candy in Wagon's East, Liz Taylor in the Flintstones, Gene Hackman in Welcome to Mooseport, Gene Kelly in Xanadu, Leonard Nimoy in Star Trek Into Darkness, Joan Crawford in Trog, Janet Leigh in Bad Girls from Valley High, Peter Sellers in The Fiendish Plot of Fu Manchu, Frank Sinatra AND Dean…

The Hunter. Wasn't that bad, if I recall.

Same here. Neither my partner nor I have read the comics or know anything about it, but the only time she wasn't complaining about it was with the introduction of Tulip ("Oh look, an actual woman, it might almost get interesting"). It's still on, and I want to switch off and watch the rest of it later; she's gone…

Because, in my humble opinion only of course, it *wasn't* really good. The actors were very good, I'll grant that, but they were saddled with a story designed more for trailer-filling moments than a coherent Star Trek-worthy plot.