Emperor Cupcake!

*There's* the thin line between clever and stupid…

In the past, SNL performers and writers had much more freedom, because the show existed as an outlaw always on the edge of cancellation. Over the years, however, the Establishment slowly but surely absorbed it, until it became the Establishment, though it still wears its outlaw colours, like some old biker gang jacket…

They pretty much screwed the pooch with regards to their credibility with Trump hosting.

Oh, I'm not saying the old ones were flawless gems, or that a lot of hasn't dated terribly (as you would expect on a topical show). But I still maintain that the ratio of good to bad was far higher back then. Its place as cutting edge, near-the-knuckle comedy full of Young Turks fighting the stuffy rules of the…

SNL is currently shit. Why is it shit? Because it's lazy. Why is it lazy? Because it knows it will never be cancelled. Why won't it be cancelled? Because it's an institution for NBC, like some town's local monument or attraction, and it might have gone to seed in recent years, but it's cheaply-maintained and people…

A hundred million dollars for this piece of shit? Cannon Films could have made twenty Chuck Norris movies with that filthy lucre. And all of them would have been more entertaining.

This has been an amazing season to date. I hated that opening scene with Cochrane getting harassed in front of his children. I hate even more the idea that it happens today, everywhere.

That headline don't mean much; my dog's dick is bigger than Gods of Egypt. And she doesn't even have one.

LOL Yep! I also think the name describes my Border Terrier Edna (my avatar), who seems to need an endless supply of treats to keep going…

What about doing a TV series based on that Sarah Michelle Gellar movie where she was a shitty cook who got advice from a magical crab? At least I think she did a movie about that. I'm not gonna Google "magical crab", not for all the pussy in the pound.

Oh Big Bang, I do want to love you, but you keep disappointing me. You're like the uncle who would be totally cool except you keep telling hack racist jokes thinking that they're appropriate, funny and timely..

I think they'll be disappointed when they get Barbie in the sack. And I shall laugh at them.

Yes, a throwaway line in a Next Generation episode. Apparently it's what the people of the Twentieth Century used to say :-)

It could have worked, if Carter chose to use his precious six episodes to tell one story, maybe with some minor subplots. I'm thinking of what Torchwood did with its single stories Children of Earth and Miracle Day.

I'm a Marvel zombie but I found Ultron overlong. Too many notes.

My buddy Judas is gonna be squirming in his seat the whole time we're watching it.

Don't knock the running time, it must take a while to darken, depress and decolourise everything around you.

"Rosebud… Henri… With Mustard…"

For me, this movie was the biggest, most pleasant surprise of the year. I never expected to enjoy it as much as I did, and it was precisely its approach to a subject that can usually blind me with the science that allowed me to enjoy it.