Everything at the bottom of the sea.

She ghostwrote B.O.B.’s rap about the earth being flat.

I don’t actively ship anyone, I just happily accept whatever pairing they give us. I always enjoy it.

I think he can have his moment of clarity, come out, and still be a piece of shit. Garbage knows no sexuality.

Then this should have been about saving Baba Yaga instead of not-at-all-disgraced Anastasia.

I’ve been waiting for Zoe to die and she did it just as boringly as she does everything else.

I’m okay with cutting our losses and ending it now. If they extended it, I have no doubt that they’d pull this “mostly filler bookended by premise episodes” again.

The whole Anastasia thing reminded me of the Anne Frank subplot in Asylum (much worse and far less sensical, of course) and now I’m wracking my brain for all the other tragic historical girls the series has referenced.

Thanks! I’ll have to go back and watch that scene again.

Unless I’m losing my hearing, I’m pretty sure she said she’s fucking Brad Pitt every Wednesday.

This is the second mention of Ryan Reynolds I’ve seen. Did she not say Brad Pitt? Or did she say both names? I’m confused.

Murphy’s trying to have his cake and eat it, too: he wants to say something about toxic masculinity or the patriarchy, but he also wants everyone to act super bitchy. 

And now my feelings on the Veronica Mars revival have escalated from “but why, though?” to “hmm, okay, I can dig it.”

Blame drugs. Or hormones. 

Eek. Kristin Bell looks nowhere south of 34 and Grossman doesn’t look any older than 44.

Murphy-freaking-Brown. I’m still in shock over that one.

The tiny age difference between the actresses is really weirding me out. She barely looks ten years older than Bell and I just can’t buy them as mother-daughter.

She’s a white Latina. 

Yeah, I couldn’t stop thinking the boxing thread was viral marketing for Creed 2.

He was moved because Randall managed to move his crotchety grandma. I’ve been there - not enough to join a bullshit campaign - but I get it.