That's okay. The Stones later that year went on trial for LSD possession; the Doors only had a similar problem when fat drunk Morrison couldn't keep his weiner hidden.

Yeah, five minutes of abuse makes you the abuse Icon of all time.

She's the Taylor Swift of hip-hop. Like standing in line at the DMV….

Yeah, Leno tells jokes designed to make his audience laugh. How dare he.

Everyone loves Fallon except for his monologue and his interviewing style. Uh….
(desperation to shit on Leno at any cost, I guess).

"That big nose of yours." Wahlberg's Boston Catholic anti-Semitism was the only time I felt a need to defend Samberg.

Yeah, this week has been all about the guests. Fallon is just cellophane as a host. Leno's probably gently shaking his oversized chin at those who demonized him for just being a dependable late-night professional.

Not even Silverlake? Boo!

But you didn't put your response in all-caps, Coati. Therefore it contains no reasonable argument whatsoever…

Daredevil settling arguments between Twitter employees over who ordered the Frappe Mocha and searching for lost bicycles in the Tenderloin? Just won't be the same comic.