"Women. Can't live with 'em… pass the beer nuts."

"What's shakin', Norm?"
“All four cheeks, and a couple of chins.”

Steely Dan

Unfortunately, I think Paul is deader than Jon Snow.

Dammit, someone here is dicing onions again.

Have you read Revival yet? If not, you should. Pretty creepy.

I think it's just that by 33, most people are married, pretty well entrenched in a career, starting to have kids, and are so busy with soccer games, conferences, and the like that they really no longer have time to pay attention to the same cultural obsessions they had when they were younger.

I liked it more than I expected to, but I walked in with the knowledge that it was geared toward 12-year old girls and not my cup of tea. I thought the music was awful, but I'm an old school rocker who can't stand the Disney-fied autotuned pop they're cranking out lately. The characters were pretty shallow, except for…