I can do it because my feet are weirdly misaligned so they just kinda stick out like a penguin's regardless. Fun party trick! Until everyone gets sick and has to go

Oh, I can do that! I didn't know I could get a world record for it! I just thought it was something my friends told me to never do again and my doctor said I probably needed surgery for one of these days

"And may the Force be with you, Anakin" works as an iambic line

She has a right to cause a financial loss in a movie! So do any of us.

Now is not the time and the climate for me to want to watch a movie about a big wall that people build to keep the bad guys out. I'm not ready for that right now.

She's got a right to say what she's saying. She has a right to criticize films just the same as you have a right to criticize her for criticizing films, and I have a right to criticize you for criticizing her for criticizing films.

I think last year was actually a pretty great year for comedy films, compared to most- Deadpool, The Nice Guys, Swiss Army Man, and Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping all came out and were all fantastic. A lot of crap came out too, as it does every year, but I think those four are all great enough that 2016 will be…

Master of None is also a fantastic TV comedy right now! It's a perfect little show.

The stuff these two make is so fascinating and surreal and I love it so much. They're on a whole other level

That's, uh, a really poor-quality joke? It's not insensitive or anything, it's absolutely fine in that regard, it's just… what is… the punchline, supposed to be

Any time Kenan and Kel were on screen together it was pretty great. Any time they weren't it was just about as dire as you make it out to be.

That black one is literally just Ganondorf. Why would you want to be Ganondorf, Cee-Lo?

Yeah, I think they're the same thing! Grated parmesan is common but not mandatory.

I will always stand up for the Rhode Island Party Pizza. It doesn't have any cheese- it's just bread and sauce, served at room temperature. It maybe shouldn't even be called a pizza in the first place. But there's some magic there, in spite of everything.

I looked up what Lena Dunham said and I shouldn't have

There is a Mortal Kombat-style digitized-actor fighting game with three separate playable versions of Jackie Chan! It's not great, but also, it has three Jackies Chan in it, so it doesn't have to be

And Things I Bought At Sheetz! Do not sleep on Things I Bought At Sheetz.

I would be honored, but no. I genuinely love Vin Diesel. Everything he's been doing lately has been fantastic. The Fast & Furious movies are the best at being what they are, and the new xXx is, too.

I'm so excited to have even more xXx in my life. I genuinely love these movies, and the new one is great! Vin Diesel doing what he does best is more fun than most anything else you're going to see at a movie theater, and the more of it I can see the better.

Shut Up and Sit Down have my favorite article about how awful Cards Against Humanity is. They really dissect it.