First letter is totally fake! However, the advice is good! I love reading Savage Love! I overuse exclamation marks!

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

The Road.

The Road.

Aliens (if you count the opening credits of Alien 3 as part of the story)…

He's not imagining her head in the box. It is a frame or two of her calm, smiling face (with sort of a blue cast). A happy moment from the past.

The Road (book version).

While not in the paper, Garfield minus Garfield is sublime.