I emailed!

I can definitely confirm the drama. He lived with us for a about a year and we definitely weren't his boyfriend, soooo

Well you say his first name in the thread but his initials are C J F even though he hates the F and refuses to go by it, preferring E

having read your whole thing, this is *definitely* about my former roommate and literally everything he told you about his living situation was probably a lie. soooooooo take that as you will.

omfg i'm so sure you are talking about my compulsive liar former roommate. if so, trust me that it's for the best he's out of your life- and check your silverware drawer.