Stupid sexy shirtless Bokeem Woodbine.

"THAT'S THE PLOT."

Wait, I could have sworn we all just hated this season. What the hell happened?

Get a load of the joke-stealer, everybody!

"Hannibal fucked Will on the way back to his home planet."

Furrowed, furrowed…furrrooooowwwwed…fraaa…FRAWOWDED! SQAWK!

It's already a train wreck, that's the show's most redeeming quality.

This guy's the REAL Handsome B. Wonderful.