I don't hang out with Stinky no more after he got us banned from Taco Bell! I swear.

I just needed to google if her name really was Martha or if they changed it for the movie. I always thought it was Marcy Wayne for some reason.

LEBOWSKI: Funny–I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. I’ve accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs. What? What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I think I saw the original Ghost in the Shell. What is it about? Is that the movie where DJ Cole Carter is caught between a forbidden romance and the expectations of his friends?

I don't want to brag but my grandfather was the one who came up with the nickname "Gaydolf Shitler" and we all know how much that helped win WW2.

It's pretty amazing Bono manages to be the biggest douche in a band that features a 64 year old guitarist who calls himself "The Edge."

This is some racist shit. Like Muslims don't like to laugh or something. I get a lot of work doing comedy in Syria. ISIS crowds are pretty easy. Basically frat boys. You mention the town you are in and give all glory to the Prophet they will be eating out of your hands. I usually start with some differences…

Wait until they find out that Hector's mom's name is Martha.

Few, if any, dancing celebrities.

I never enjoyed this show post-Sasso.

I am agnostic thanks to religious leaders like Rev. Al.

I just don't think you can be wealthy and a man of God. If you want to represent Jesus on this planet you shouldn't riding around in an expensive car.

If my preacher doesn't have a private plane than its pretty obvious God hates him.

Its shitty a civil rights leader and reverend drives the most expensive car you can buy. You are seriously going to defend a rich Reverend? Reverend Al is a man pretending to devote his life to Jesus while living 100% in opposition of Jesus's teachings.

Alien Jesus walks up to the police officer and without saying a word pretends to be stuck in a glass box. Jesus's mime work is great, truly worthy of the king of kings. He is so lost in character that he actually feels the invisible rope in his hands right before the officer tasers him

When googling about Rev. Al to remember all the shit I hated about him I found out that he is a 61 year old Reverend who drives a Rolls Royce Phanton and has a 35 year old girlfriend.
Seriously what a fucking douchebag. He is 100% worse than Trump. Trump at least is honest about being a phony douchebag.

Al Sharpton has Wall Street values because he is a con artist who only cares about himself.

Al Sharpton is a media whore who used civil rights to make himself rich. Al Sharpton is a mean bigot who has a history of saying terrible things. Al Sharpton likely used his position as civil rights leader to help drug dealers and when he was caught he became an informant for the FBI against other civil rights…

Skits like these are a perfect time to say again "fuck you SNL, you stupid racist fuckers had Trump host."

Perkins made it clear last week this feature has nothing to do with payola and everything to do with his terrible taste in comedy.