Da Pope is gonna love this book!!!!!

I think Amazing Larry carried Big Adventure.

Gluten free?

Nothing is more punk than making CBGBs into a family restaraunt in a New Jersey airport. Nice try you British posers.

You know that this whole mess is really Obama's fault but nobody will listen to you?

Spoilers:

Judge Palin: Why did you do it?

The only people I summon when I'm having sex is a bunch of homeless people to the alley I'm in all by myself.

I distinctly heard "niggity".

I know but the lovely feeling of those cavity fighting bristles calms me down.

If I'm hanging out with a friend and I find out they are a Trump supporter I just calmly ask to use their bathroom then proceed to stick all of his or her toothbrushes into my ass cavity. Problem solved.

The local sports media in Minnesota is all white and totally racist. They would just hound Randy Moss and Denny Green when they were here. Neither of those guys are perfect but neither deserved to treated the way they were treated. It was silly how they would pretend Moss didn't try hard. Like he would have…

I'm a lifelong Vikings fan. Randy Moss can be a jerk but the media has been so crazy unfair to him his entire life. The 30 for 30 about Randy Moss and his home town is really awesome.

They never talk about Peyton Manning's sexual assault either.

When the media writes about Chris Brown do they ever fail to mention his despicable history of women beating? I've never seen it anyway. Lucky for woman beating Charlie Sheen he is considered a delightful scamp. Wonder why that is?

At the very least each episode should feature Saul eating a Cinnabon or two.

I'm only interested if this movie features Giannis Antetokounmpo dunking.

Dearly beloved. To take the first step on your romantic journey you must float sweetly and nudely into the cooling waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Sorry I just look for any excuse to quote Scott Tenorman Must Die.

Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?