I could never be a successful television executive. I have too much respect for people to assume there would be enough dumb people in the world to make a show about dancing celebrities a huge hit.

Who?

You've exploded my zombie brain with your mind bullets.

I don't know dude. Ever since I killed that Trump supporter who bit me I've had strange things start happening. Every morning after a primary or a caucus I wake up naked covered in the blood of losers. I think I've become some sort of classy monster that wins all the time. I'm so sick of it.

Stupid Disney. I want to see the Hulk's big green dick. Or maybe he has a tiny green dick which explains why he is so mad. See Disney you are limiting where these stories can go. Since mankind first invented film we have wanted to see The Incredible Hulk's dick in the full glory of 70mm film. Progress cannot be…

If I'm gonna cheer, I'm gonna cheer historic for the Fury Road!

They are all at Will and Jada's ocean side mansion talking about how unfair life is.

He gave it 3 1/2 sacks.

It's been a while since I've read the books. Is the second book the one where they are shitting on each other all the time?

MURDER! MURDER! MURMAID MURDER!

She could have given him a few more high fives to keep him happy. He's not asking for the world.

Are you trying to give Republicans a heart attack? You want them to imagine a bunch of hopped up Latinos doing kung fu kicks over Trump's wall?

Eddie Edwards got that nickname because he kept slamming into eagles when he was jumping. That crazy goofball killed like 9 birds in his career.

Pacific Rim had the most beautiful nighttime underwater blurry fight scenes ever put on film.

Ain't no law against drugs…. I miss Reno 911. So funny.

Show some respect. This is really big news for idiots with terrible taste.

This country sucks. They should really teach electronic music in schools. Sick of these uneducated scum and their "ideas about music."

Now jump over that shark with your motorcycle!

His most ironic role was when he played the role of Rain in Alanis Morissette's wedding.

I'm Slate Fistcrunch and I like the sound of this show.