Ken will now come in 4 sizes. The Kanye West approved "Skinny&Tall". "Original." "Channing Tatum." and "MRA Redditer."

She truly is a hero to women everywhere. Follow your dreams and you can date famous people too.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!

Kentucky Fried Movie is probably too old and racist for most people to enjoy but c'mon those Zuckers used to be funny.

That's your problem Tricky Dick. You are paranoid.

"Not apprehend, dead. Don't care heavily-guarded. Don't care into the sea. Kill and be killed. Head in a bag," *Obama begins speaking Dholuo* "There's the message."

They have arrested the Bundys. They even shot a few. Now is the time for the long knives President Obama! Your people are behind you. Get 'em all. Cruz. Trump. Would Obama really be that bad if he killed most of the Republicans, the racists, and the billionaires? Now is the time for action my friends!…

If I'm in the mood to see a documentary about child soldiers who love heroin and also skateboard this is the channel I'm going to stop on.

That fucking rules.

He will be replaced by Rudiger Wonderwomanglij in the band.

John Steinbeck only wrote his books to indulge his breastfeeding fetish.

The singing of Katey Sagal.

You are a big know-it-all just like Albert Einstein, who was my favorite scientist from the 1980s.

Nothing says you love diversity like trying to help Donald Trump's campaign for President.

All I know about Ferguson is that something terrible happened there and less than 40% of the people thought it was worth working on fixing the problem. That's why Ferguson has such shitty cops.

I was pretty embarrassed when only 40% of the people in Ferguson could be bothered to vote in the first election after the Michael Brown shooting. That was a record setting election too.

Who cares if Trump wins? It's too hard to vote. Life isn't fair so why try? Instead we should all give up and just let the billionaires be in charge. What are the chances of them poisoning more kids?

There are way more idiots sitting around watching TV than there are these saintly families working 2 jobs. Politics isn't a video game. It's not a joke. It's the realest of the real. The billionaires are working their ass off to fuck you over and take your money. I understand not wanting to work your ass…

I have compassion for poisoned children. Not lazy fucking adults who likely spent that night staying in and watching American Idol. Being compassionate and nice to these idiots hasn't worked. Maybe reminding lazy idiots that not voting could mean poisoned kids will be a good thing for this country.

This is not a local issue. It has been discussed extensively for the past week. It was a topic at the last two Democratic debates.