Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!

I get it. You guys are pranking me. Good one. There is no way that movie isn't called Farting Grandpa. Robert DeNiro is the Farting Grandpa. He farts in the hot tub. He farts during sex. He's farting grandpa, end of discussion.

I'm pretty sure its called Farting Grandpa. I just googled Farting Grandpa and Robert De Niro's dumb pathetic old smirking face came up.

They pick on movies that dumb teenagers watch. Mostly because those are terrible movies for idiots.

Robert De Niro deserves one for Farting Grandpa. The trailer alone is the worst movie I've ever seen.

I love 3 hour long commercials for other movies.

As governor he always did what he thought was right. Literally no Republican does that these days so I have to give Jesse credit even when I disagree with him. He passed light rail transit in Minnesota and appointed experts to all his government posts. Those are solid accomplishments.

I lived the Ventura era in Minnesota politics. I will always have a soft spot for poor old Jesse. He wasn't perfect but he wasn't bad either. He's far too strange for this Earth. He's a big dumb beautiful unicorn to me.

I'd love to see the return of Alex Trebek and Jesse Ventura to the show.

As a native Minnesotan I will also say the first time I got drunk was in a corn field.

I love a Disgaea reference Doood.

Ohhhhh this is giving me some ideas for more of my Dr. Girlfriend fan fiction. NSFW.

To be fair it was tremendous peanut butter. Probably the best peanut butter they sell. Certainly better peanut butter than a loser like I can afford.

And now Saturday Night Live spends an hour and half gentle nuzzling and licking Donald Trump's balls.

Great point. There was no way the DNC favored Hillary in 2008.

This was a really smart take in 2008 too.

George W. Bush was nearly killed by a pretzel. That would have been a funny way to go.

Obama doesn't have 3 days to give a speech.

Does this look good to you? This is what you stupid teens like? Youth is wasted on you little fuckers.

It works for warlords throughout the world.