I agree that standup comedy would be greatly improved with more Simpson's quotes.

If Phoenix wants to be treated like a big city they should get a hockey team. Bunch of cactus kissing bozos.

I don't care for stand up comedy. I don't find much about our society in 2016 that is ridiculous or deserving of mockery. As far as I'm concerned things are pretty good. #blessed

I hated it. It made me question my life. Why? Why do I eat two Cinnabons for breakfast everyday? Is there meaning behind eating two Cinnabons every day? Do I seek answers in that gooey sweetness? Why do I do it? We will never know. *eats a forkful of Cinnabon*

This show is so dumb. It's like c'mon TV, Mike and Tuco are dead. I saw them die. This is all pointless. Everything is pointless in fact. Mike is dead. Tuco is dead. Someday Saul is going to die. We are all going to die and for what? So Walter White can be rich? Shit, I bet he dies someday too. …

OMG yes. They are both so terrible. George W. Bush appointed an incompetent to be in charge of FEMA which likely helped kill people while Michael Moore is a big fatso.

You have no idea how excited I am to have found an under served niche in the app marketplace.

That documentary was just terrible. I felt so bad for George. Lots of people think terrorism is so frigging important but isn't reading pretty important too? I thought he set a good example for those kids.

Ha! Sounds like grandpa has never heard of Cloudyell, the cloud yelling app. Get with the times old man. #yolo

I always assumed their pet passions would be changing the law so creepy billionaires are allowed to eat living puppies or something. Or maybe changing the laws so that brothers can marry each other but only if they are creepy billionaires.

Well maybe if Steven Avery agrees to only rape and murder union members from now on Scott Walker and the Koch brothers would help him out.

I just think its sad that all it takes to ruin your reputation these days is having over fifty women accuse you of rape. Doesn't anyone believe in innocent until proven guilty anymore?

I'm sorry but that was a major plot hole. When the music starts to play it should be muffled. It's firmly in his butt cheeks. It's fairly obvious the director has little or no experience with butt play.

Did the guy get the music box out of his butt? I thought that looked really clever in the trailer.

You obviously didn't see Sisters.

Who gives a shit? They won't reveal anything until the Japanese red band trailer. This trailer really is a teaser for the actual trailer. Personally I found the European trailer to be more interesting. First look at the new Snuffaluffagus. That's what the hardcore fans care about.

I work for Pampers and we are currently trying to get the estate of GG Allin to endorse some of our products.

No wonder Trump wants to be build the wall.

Ryan Reynolds is married to Blake Lively? I bet they will have really sexy, boring, untalented children.

I hate him because he is a no talent hack that makes shitty movies for idiots. Every movie he has ever made is boring awful Hollywood bullshit.