Faith based movies need a rethinking. They are all so boring. They should be more like a blockbuster. They should make a faith based movie where humans and dinosaurs rise up to save Jesus from the Romans. That would be tits. How about the Sodom and Gomorrah story? Seriously, imagine the trailer. …

People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.

My favorite joke about songs like that is from Squidbillies.

What a pair of awesome creepy perverts that their perversions are so widely known. Really makes me love them as human beings. I'm the same way with Tarantino.

Yeah, you gotta stand for something. Q: Are we not men?

Pear clutching? Don't squeeze those pears so tight you crazy whites, you will get pear all over your hands!!!!!

All three have more talent than Kim Kardashian.

I hope they put Kim Kardashian in every single Fantastic Four movie from now on. She would make a great Sue Storm.

Fuck Kim Kardashian. She's not funny, smart, clever, interesting, talented, or anything worth watching. If she was on a show I liked I'd be annoyed too. Seriously if you have her as a guest and treat her civilly you are part of the problem. She's the absolute worst kind of cultural trash and shame on NPR for…

This promo features all the creativity we've come to expect from The Walking Dead.

Basically his twitter and Daily Show appearances. Still, I've heard him be really funny and charming in an interview so I hope I'm wrong. I'm glad to hear his standup was good. I've only seen old clips. I'm mostly being dramatic. I really hope he is good. I see potential. He's good looking and charming. …

Marc Maron is an interesting and talented artist. He has one of the most influential podcasts ever. He has a TV show. He's a popular comic. He's political but not overtly. Obama agreeing to be interviewed by an unconventional person like him could expose new people to politics while showing the world a…

I want to like this 5 times.

I want to be wrong. I often am. I thought Pulp Fiction was going to suck.

Give me the hot dog, baby!

Just to hear the outrage they should have had Idris Elba play Sully.

You can never be too careful with altitude sickness. One time, this broad chewed through the fuselage of a 747! Luckily, I'm a pilot, too. I inverted the bird and landed her safely in an open field.

I really enjoy Maher. I think his punchworthyness is one of his best features for entertaining political talk. He has his flaws but he is the one host that consistently talks about topics or ideas I don't hear anywhere else. I give him lots of credit for pushing marijuana legalization and atheism as issues when no one…

I love Jessica Williams. She's great on the show. I don't know if she would be an amazing host of The Daily Show but she should get some kind of show. I think she would have been a better pick than Wilmore.

I would have loved to see Aasif Mandvi get a chance. I think he's funny. Both him and Madrigal have won the trust of the fans. They have been on the show forever. I think that makes them better choices than Noah.