Steven Tyler is a greying cun - oh hold on - I've found me reading glasses.

Steven Tyler is a greying cun - That's better I've found me reading glasses!

Is there no end to stupidity - some idiots will were anything!

As a Newcastle United fan, I have to put up with the sight if Jabba the Hut draped in a black and white scarf laughing all the way to the bank as we underachieve yet again thanks to his stunning lack of ambition!