Making fun of Avocado Hand was my favorite running gag in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

I hope you have a medical Kit [1]!

A nitpick about the review: Mike Huckabee is not a former senator, but a former governor. He WANTED to be a senator, and ran an unsuccessful race in '92. When Clinton was elected president that year, and the lieutenant governor moved up to the governor's office, Huckabee just turned his campaign apparatus toward a…

When asked whether he was selling out by doing a movie theme, Yankovic replied, "They say that money corrupts you, but I can't really tell. I got the whole world at my feet, and I think it's pretty swell."

FRIDAY, NEWS SITES: "The show was too expensive to continue. We simply couldn't come to contractual terms that were equitable to all sides."

builds a fence along the border

I'm sorry, I just never have an apatite for these threads.

tries to read that comment to the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth, realizes he's been on the Internet much too long, acknowledges his mistake and turns off the computer

To put it another way: Grey's was already on the air long enough that it could inspire the parody Childrens Hospital during a writers' strike that took place during the George W. Bush administration. That show was then picked up by Adult Swim, moved away from its source material, ended after six years, and Grey's IS…

It was a lot easier to kick the Nickelodeon habit in the early '80s when, every night, it eased off with neon-psychedelic imagery and the arrival of ballet: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'd always assumed they took the old recording of her saying, "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope," cut out the "hope" part and played that.

How have we not heard from Timothy Zahn yet?

What’s the emoji for “this was not an attempt to say ‘you should have known about this’ but rather to say ‘to answer your specific question, there were definitely people who knew who this woman was before the big stink, although, admittedly, they were probably not the sort of people with whom you willingly socialized,…

“The radical Islamists have brought the fight right here to the red, white and blue, and it's about time we bring it to them. Full force. Let's show them what the United States of America looks like up close and personal. Show them what a B-1 bomber looks like flying overhead. Show them what they're messing with. Put…

“A recent song that has aroused great hostility is “Achy Breaky Heart,” by Billy Ray Cyrus. According to voter Mark Freeman, the song sounds like this: ‘You can tell my lips, or you can tell my hips, that you're going to dump me if you can; But don't tell my liver, it never would forgive her, it might blow up and…

I wasn't trying to show you, I promise! I was just trying to be honest and thorough because that's my job, and also because I strive to be a Good Dude.

I work as a newspaper editor, and I let the word "chainsaw" get through on an article about a woodcarving competition. A subsequent editor changed it to "chain saw" and nominated it as one of the best catches of the day, noting that it's "chain saw" in the dictionary and in the Associated Press stylebook. So I went…

"Clinton’s treatment of Socks cuts to the heart of the questions about her candidacy. Is she too cold and calculating to win the presidency? Or does it signify political invincibility by showing she is willing to deploy every weapon to get what she wants?"
— "Report: Dumped Cat Could Come Back to Haunt Hillary Clinton…

I needed to look up "chainsaw" on Wikipedia the other day, and it happened to be during the 19 hours when someone changed the spelling to "chensaw". That depressed me way more than it should've.