And you have to wait around your house for an 8 hour window for the technician to show up.

There is. no. Linda from HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

I have capped off many nights with a bartender's handshake

Especially after the glowing review that they gave it earlier this year.

I would personally like to see 8 (circle) or Redbone but I completely agree.

This list is missing healthy doses of:

This is nonsense. Both of you are wrong and every song they've written is gold except for "California English"

You mind if I google myself in your office?

"I'll have the penne all'arrabbiata"

There is a pretty creepy echo.

[Flummoxed.]

Kingdom Hearts 3 gets delayed 10 years. 4 more handheld offshoots and 3 remasters get announced.

I'm pretty sure they film every performance based on a couple of jokes that they made. If you do go see it, though, make sure you bring your own cuhcaine as they do not provide any at the theater.

I can tell you, firsthand, that they are not.

I saw this on Sunday and it was incredible. The special guest was Josh Groban and he was a really good sport. I definitely want to go again and highly recommend it.

I won't be buying any unless they're guaranteed with a snake inside.

This man is an outstanding performer and genuinely nice guy. He lives relatively close to me and walked into the bar by my apartment one night last year and happily chatted with me and my friend when we approached him. This is extremely sad and I hope he has a speedy recovery.

As a Giants fan, I was completely fine with Odell's actions on the sidelines. He kept it off the actual playing field and it was a better reaction than Eli's general mopey face to losing to a division rival we could have and should have trounced in the first half. After watching our center get ejected for…

Peter and Walter Bishop. I'm not sure anything else comes close.

My roommates and I are going as the character from Tombstone and I need to get my facial hair ready for Doc Holliday.