Coolio: "I should have never been upset about that; I should have embraced it like everybody else did. Michael Jackson never got mad at him; Prince never got mad at him."

Oh, did you hear about Miss JoJo Coffeebean? Terrible thing, just terrible. I just don't understand it. You ever been to Latte-town, @oddfuturewolfgangpauli:disqus? I'm sorry to ask, but I just couldn't help but notice, when I came into this comment section just a moment ago, I could have sworn I heard you speaking on…

All right, but I want to make this clear that I don't just do this for anyone, you know. But you asked real nice, so I'm making an exception. You know, my wife just hates gimmick accounts. Just the other day she was pointing out this one that does quotes from that sitcom, uh, uh…Seinfeld, that's the one. You ever…