Well, yeah. "Decent", "doesn't reinvent or redefine anything" is what a grade of C to C+ implies.

Pitchfork rarely posts negative reviews, actually.

The Ballistic: The Ecks vs. Sever

You know when you have to write a term paper but run out of things to say way before you reach the word limit you're supposed to get to, and you desperately try to fit in a paragraph here, a sentence there by constantly rephrasing stuff you've already said without really adding anything substantial? That's what the…

Janey is only a friend to Lisa when it's convenient for the writers (although come to think of it, that probably makes it a realistic portrayal of friendships between little girls by accident)

Yes, he wrote stuff about how Russell Crowe was a wife-beater or that Nicole Kidman hides her disabled daughter because she is embarassed about her. "Blind" items, but it was always obvious who he meant. Just really nasty, mean-spirited stuff and despite being exposed he continues to write them. And people are still…

You've already put more effort into a screenplay than Seltzerberg have ever done.

I'm afraid Internet blind items from exposed liars aren't enough ground
for investigation. See this article about the guy from whose site that
Amanda Bynes rumor originated:

I like how "How the hell are these idiots still making movies?" is an actual question in the IMDb FAQ ("because money").

Not almost. She was cast, then fired during or after the filming of the pilot. It was down to her and Peri Gilpin during casting. The producers thought that while Gilpin was closer to what they had imagined the character to be, Kudrow's acting was just funnier. But she turned out to be too different from what they had…

No. Ben's last appearance is in season 8, when Rachel is still pregnant with Emma.

:( I always really liked Ross and hated how the show shit on him so much. (Although it was sometimes funny.)

Random thought about Friends episode titles: the second episode title is the only one that really follows through with the original idea behind them ("let's call them what people are going to call them when talking about the show") by adding "At The End", which makes it sound more descriptive and conversational than…

Yeah (it's gotten better, but I'm still no fan of phoning. Thank God for texting, really). I'm reeeally glad I did it though. I knew that was the one opportunity I simply had to take.

I was like this for most of my school days too. It was mostly self-imposed - while I was pretty awkward, I also just I wasn't interested in socializing much when I was younger. I started to regret it when I was about 16 and everyone around me went out at the weekend and partied. Luckily I still had my best friend from…

I was laughed at during our last Trivial Pursuit game when I pronounced Michael Crichton as, um, Michael Crichton instead of Michael Cryton. Like, WTF? How are you supposed to know that?

Bringing up the Spice Girls just reminded me how great Emma Bunton's solo single "Maybe" was.

Steroids. Don't google him.

Yeah, "All Or Nothing".

Niall is like, totally dreamy.