We don't really matter, though. We're little people.

You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?

Obviously it's contrarian day here at the A.V. Club.

It's a device for shooting a big glowy blue light into the sky, obviously.

No, that was some other total loser.

Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because … uh, not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck but … "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P and turn it into an F, like …

Alright, alright, everyone's happy for a character who lives two states away to show up repeatedly throughout the series, I get it.

Yeah, there's no way Jimmy's keeping that money, at the very least.

So Lucha Underground is back, starting off with a fantastic, ridiculous 'All Night Long' match with the Mack and Johnny Mundo which stretched across two episodes, and a brutal fight between Mil Muertes and Prince Puma to close last weeks' episode. This is such a great show, it's a real shame it doesn't get more…

Organically pop up in the sense that her office is in Texas, so it was a hell of a trip for Mike to make for that one meeting.

With her lonely baked potato!

Jimmy must be running up quite the credit card bill to be picking up that bottle of Zafiro Añejo as well as a trunk full of trainers. Good thing for him his horrible scam paid off. And Hamlin can afford to pay off Chuckles too.

When's Ow, My Balls! on?

Yes, people have mentioned elsewhere that the comment community here really isn't that important to them.

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Today, or this morning in my time zone, was all about New Japan's Dominion show. What an event! The final four matches were all top-level, with Okada/Omega II managing to be even better somehow than the first.

Depressing to find out the site is finally going to die on its arse.

Ridiculous. How did all those people get on the side of that waterfall? This film is really stretching credibility already.

I thought that was Hayden Panettiere.

Sexbots you say?!!?