This is somehow all Dee's fault. That stupid gangly bitch!

They were wiped out? Was there some mass genocide?

NO. New is scary and confusing, that's why this is set in between shows that we've already seen.

I just don't understand why you would vote for people who actively state that they will not represent your interests. The Irish are fucking morons.

Especially if you have a sexy learning disability.

I'll allow it.

It's going to be an event. But is it going to be a HAPPENING?!?

It's shite being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to…

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Blame the child-voiced arsehole that is Kezia Dugdale for helping the Tories win those seats.

Fucking too right. Twelve seats gained in Scotland, exactly the amount that would have denied May a government. I hate the Scots.

May In Hypocrisy Shock

I guess it's still technically possible as Meg might want to play again - but let's face it she won't - but I didn't get the chance to see the White Stripes. I was all about their (I think it was 2008) European tour, that was first delayed, then cancelled, then that was that.

Spot on.

"… the Sinn Fein party in NI won seven seats and abstain from taking them …"

I think this is an excellent analysis -

"Look - a disabled child! GET HIM!"

I'm sure a significant amount thought it meant we could drive all the Muslims into the sea.

Indeed. He wanted to quiet the anti-Europe types in his own party, but he didn't understand the electorate at all. Probably because he's a millionaire Old Etonian who has never had to actually deal with real (i.e. poor) people.

I think my country decided to not take its anti-psychotic meds yesterday.