… Nope.

"Fair amount of straight porn is made for (and often by) lonely, frustrated men …"

If you close your eyes and swing your fists, it's the other guy's fault if he gets in the way.

And his co-workers at Subway why he's giggling …

Don't tease me with a sequel!

If you're going to have Bettany and Crowe together in another film, it had fucking well better be a sequel to Master And Commander.

Because he owns his own private island?

No, I think RDJ is perfect for Tony Stark.

"Russell Crowe shows up as a bureaucratically empowered Dr. Jekyll".

I don't know if this has been discussed elsewhere, but is Wonder Woman a victim of the Born Sexy Yesterday trope?

How was she to know the men had fiery penis-sticks that spurted balls of hot lead?

Barbie dressed as Steve Trevor? Women really are taking all the roles!

Both of them?

Cavill I don't mind, but I've never understood why anyone thought Affleck was a fit for Batman.

And that's definitely her original nose.

A picture? No. But you can marry a pillow, so get along to a specialist printers and you'll be good to go.

Antiope riding her armoured antelope.

Yeah! A Breezango soundboard in the Gorilla Position!

Or a minority government for the lulz. Or imagine it, a coalition of Labour, SNP and the Liberals. A man can dream, a man can dream.

Ugh. It's like thinking Eva Braun was hot.