My ex boyfriend loves astronaut ice cream so for Christmases I would order it from the internets for him.

Why would you need porn in heaven when you're drowning in girls… oh wait those are the girls who don't put out without a ring, right? Never mind.

It's odd because I've had firefly squid raw/whole and I definitely just chomped away on the tiny beak, but balut really freaks me out.

Why is the title "WE" survived? Is AV Club trying to pretend like they actually also partook in this vile experiment? Also, if the world really is ending, how would you even have access to water, much less boiling water? COME ON NOW

I don't understand what there is to live for if zombies are taking over. Hell at that point I want to be a zombie so I can either rampage with the rest of 'em or I guess maybe they're not aware, I'm not really up on my zombie facts.