You maybe don't deserve violence but you do deserve to be fined at least the amount of money the rest of the people had spent to see the movie, and maybe have to do some chores for them or something, since you wasted not only their money but also their time.

Actually, while I tend to prefer written articles anyway because I read faster than I watch and I can read on the move without worrying about mobile internet or whatever, a lot of these guys could improve their content with an actual script.

I think your issue there is the idea of lore "videos" - these things tend to be a lot more palatable in written form that you can read at your own pace rather than having some amateur take FOREVER to tell you something you could have skimmed over on a wiki.

I too would like to know what happens. Scary kids and bandages possibly concealing something horrible add up to a movie I definitely can't bring myself to watch but I'd still like to know the story just to see if I think it's cool or clever. Note, I'm not asking in case I want to see it, I'm asking because I literally…