Exceptions, Richard and Linda Thompson, Quasi

Because there's a beam in my eye, so my perception is pretty messed up. Give me a break!

It's like shooting fish in a barrel who are armed with little tiny fish guns and shooting one another at the same time.

Then, it's a public service.

There is no such thing as doing this right.

Do not read the news that is coming out of Britain, as it will just make you feel much, much worse.

Micronauts were great because of the Baron Karza Doll, whose arms, legs, and head were attached by magnets, so you could switch them all around so he would end up looking like a circus freak.

Let's make this tank really topheavy, and hold it up with little sticks.

Stravinsky? Have you ever heard Max Roach's Freedom Suite? It makes Stravinsky sound like Johann Strauss.

His music involves a lot of yelling.

I am apparently too slow for this website.

To be fair, it's happening with all journalism. Tabloid bullshit, he said/she said stupid fights, and regurgitating press releases are a lot cheaper and sell more than investigative journalism. Just like ginned up controversies sell more than lucid, well thought out criticism.

If 3,000 billionaires each donated a million dollars, or if 30,000 millionaires each donated a hundred thousand dollars, then I would be surprised.

Hope you enjoy my brand new show Pals.

These pun threads are making me gassy.