I don't know what kind of night you've got planned, Sarcasm Detector, but count me out!

"The finger thing means the taxes…"

When Rigsy was shouting at The Doctor, "Don't call me by actual name! Don't call me Rigsy!" I wish The Doctor had answered: "I doubt 'Rigsy' is your actual name…"

"Damn you, 'Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots'! Can't we all just get along?"

How rebellious!…..In a conformist sort of way.

"Hey, Bart. Check out my new earring. Pretty cool, huh?"

*slowly starts dancing*

"There, the perfect sheepshank!"

He would tell us more, but unfortunately he was indicted in the Tailhook scandal.

"And now what you've all been waiting for…..HARDCORE NUDITY!"

Operation Don't Touch The Sides

The looks he gets from the other boys is pretty great, too.

'The Simpsons (Cromulent)'

"Is that you, Apu? ….time has ravaged your once youthful looks."

"Mr McClure, what does D.N.A stand for?"
*Troy looks worriedly at camera*

The inexplicable southern accents always make these flash-forwards funnier.

"Potato Man."
"Where the hell have you been?"

Possibly my favourite bit of the episode - Homer's Conversation Hat. Oh, and the Nude-E-Mart keeping the continuity of Apu's love of public nudity.

"He's very slowly getting away."

Pigfuckers?………..Curly?