"Renee.. there's something I gotta tell ya."

And the waiter is VERY impressed by Moe's Player's Club card.
"The Player's Club! YES SIR!"

What is this, some kind of lube?

"Whatever happened to your mail order bride?"

*jumps back through window, dusts self off*

Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness……but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. Come on, we're going to the darkest bar in town!

And yet, Homer reads 'Blue Pants Weekly'……

Well I don't think any of us expected him to say THAT…..

"Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty, and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!"

Were you confused by 'Don't Do What Donny Don't Does'?

Can you name the car with four wheel drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!

"Wow, they're hanging on his every word….are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Do as I say!

"He blows, all right. He blows big-time."
"That's it, honey. Get into the spirit!"

"What really matters is my title. I think I'll make myself.. vice president. No, wait! JUNIOR vice president!"

"More of me to love, honey."

That IS hungry….

"All right, ladies! Prepare to be blown away by Bang Bang Bart!"

Spambot, eh?

A worse one was the episode where Homer becomes a missionary, and is about to be engulfed in lava, when Betty White pops up, talking about how to save Homer with a PBS pledge drive.