Space Coyote?

Oh, now I really think the children's appearance…

I'll put my vote in for The Beekeeper.

I think I may be coveting my own wife!

"Well, maybe you should read your Bible."

Here I am, Stuck In The Middle With You.

"GOD DAMN MONGORIANS, ALWAYS KNOCKING DOWN MY SHITTY WALL!"

"Oh, I don't see you volunteering to make things better."

*deep breath*
MIIIIISSSSTTTAAAHHHHH SPARKURU!

Oh my goodness, right this way, Mel………Tim, hold my calls.

"Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr. Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again."

Those brainwashed-sounding people always crack me up.

"But, where are you taking me? What's happening?"

"Right on, Sir!"

Dick-filled pond? I thought they closed that place down!

Contemporize, man!

*narrows eyes* There's a can.

We are home.

"You want a blind man to give up his only companion."
"Yes, please."

"Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids. HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper!"