And then Marge sneakily puts some lipstick on to impress the dog, too!

What'd you say, Chief?

The hard 'G' Wiggum adds make it funnier, I feel. JAMMING!

Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

I like how Chalmers refers to it as a "tawdry, fulfilling relationship."

Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself! *runs out of room*

"Janey! Janey Bofaney!"

"More tea, Edna?"

"Edna!"

Latex Condo……boy I'd sure like to live in one of those!

"I bent my Wookie."

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

"How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one? Here."
(puts some cash into Rex's hand)

Surprised Idiotking didn't make this comment…..

"Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil."
*The mysterious person in black burps familiarly*

*runs in circles on the floor*
Woop woop woop woop woop woop, woop woop woop woop woop…

"I'm the head vampire!…..What? I do have a life outside this house, you know."

Well, at least he's not hopped up on goofballs.

"This is not a happy birthday for Rex Banner."

Clearly it was that trendiest of guest stars, Tom Kite.