Bill met Sookie under false pretenses, ensured she'd be beaten within an inch of her life so he could swoop in and give her his blood, tried to hide his progeny from her, manipulated her opinion of Eric from the beginning, brutally broke up with her over the phone-even giving gory details of vampire sex with Lorena,…

Bill is the ultimate vampire cockroach. He's been burned in the sun TWICE, exploded into a bloody puddle, staked and drained but he keeps coming back. Of course he won't die of Hep V. His twue wuv Sookeh, who has become the stupidest female in the history of television, will save his sorry a$$ again.